another resounding victory for the party

in a stunning continuation of the same fortune, the bacon deals out several servings of humiliation (and defeat) to his lesser colleagues. after this he will go downstairs and eat some leftovers, sources say.

it happened one night

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carrie ducks competition, lame excuses offered

i would have to say i was completely shocked by what just transpired not five minutes ago. when i logged in and offered my challenge, suddenly, carrie's named disappeared from chat as she pretended not to notice the issuance. in my two days of tank attack i must tell you i have not seen anything like this. it's unprecedented.

because i am so awesome

there was no one today who could even come close to challenging my skills. it was quite pitiful (for them). but i enjoyed it. i am awesome.

what should happen soon

i totally destroyed carrie

she might not admit it. but that's what totally happened. true.